First location: SW 4th & Yamhill, near the Pioneer Place Mall (as seen by a bird)

See the line in the bricks behind my left foot? Mall security came out and told me to stay in front of that line so I would be off mall property.

Then they came back out and told me to move across the sidewalk to the darker bricks so that I wouldn't be blocking the sidewalk. I guess I should be grateful they didn't tell me to stand on the rail tracks.

Then mall security told me to put my sunglasses back on. (Just kidding.)

Second location: SW Broadway & Morrison, outside Nordstrom

Do you like my very professional looking sign?

No security guards hassled me here. Yay Nordstrom!

Look Ma, no microphone!

I got groupies!

In case you were wondering what the backside of a capo looks like.